Enterprise 531

Comps

Competitions get a bad rap and that’s a shame. When I mention to people that I regularly play (and win) competitions, a kind of look somewhere between awe and disgust comes over their faces, and they gaze at me as though I just asked them if I could borrow their T shirt for a bit. Or as if I’d just had laser skin treatment and it went really wrong.

But what they don’t realize is all the free stuff that More

No ay

I used to love walking down to the red telephone box at the end of my street to make secret phone-calls to girls I wanted to pester and didn’t yet possess the actual balls to speak to (so I’d just listen to them shout “who is this?” and then hang up. I assure you it wasn’t creepy. My voice hadn’t broken so I wasn’t even capable of deeply perverted breathing).

Then the other day the opportunity came up, for the More

Mr Dinner

Ever since I was a small boy I detested spaghetti: I could just never eat it. And I think anyone would agree, there are few things as embarrassing as having to sit down at a dinner table and be made to eat spaghetti when you just can’t. The only thing worse than this is when you are forced to do so at a dinner-party where you are surrounded by people you don’t know and would never have met had it More

Caught the ‘Travel Bug’ yet again.

Every year this happens and, much like the common cold, all you can do is let the bug take its course. I love to travel, it is not in me to stay in one place for any considerable length of time, at least, that is the case right now.

I travelled around Europe for a while a couple of years back and it was the most amazing and eye-opening experience of my life. I was away for a month, which More

Here’s the Plan

Right, so I looked around the other day and decided that it was time for a change, in a big way. I have given myself 531 days, which is roughly equivalent to two full years of work days to get where I want to be.

The only problem is that I haven’t actually figured that out yet. But that is what this blog is about, I figure if there is someone out there in the internet world reading how I stumble through life, perhaps it will encourage me to make more of a drastic change.

So watch this space and enjoy!